Darling in the FranXX: pink haired dino spaceship waifu go brr

The Fate series: *mass confusion on where to start*

Hellsing: you wanna read the manga and watch the OVA

Hellsing Ultimate: you wanna watch the original and read the manga also police girl

Jojo: Okuyasu is the only Jobro to survive the big bad evil dude in the series

Demon Slayer: your a kid in a bathrobe killing demons using you own breath

AOT: you like the concept of tiny baby men and women killing massive THICC titans who also happen to be in the walls

Interspecies Reviewer: you are person of culture

One Piece: you know the series is never gonna end

Hetalia: Anime hitler thats all i have to say

The Yakuza series: why doesn't it have an anime yet?

The Promised Never land: season two finally also children running away from an orphanage

Noblesse: you have Crunchyroll

Hentai in general: you too hate non 2D women

The NeiR games: your expected to play the original also it may as well have an anime at this point

I might do a part two i dunno